A single quatrain
The Chupacabra sucked your goats!
I saw it with my own two eyes!
Exsanguination's all she wrote
for those goaty little guys.
A haiku
If you cough at me
when I light a cigarette
I'll crush your damn skull.
A cinquain
furries
dress as critters
and then get their hump on
makes me want to twitch and vomit
douchebags
Free verse
Winter is the shit.
it's not the cold
and it's not the snow or ice..
It's the way foliage looks
when it's basically dead.
I'm not a fucking goth,
I just like pointy sticks
instead of leaves
and brown grass
and lack of flowers.
And I suppose that's odd
since I like other brightly colored things.
A sonnet
Hey you! Guess what I stuffed into your dog.
It wasn't a bug or a stick or a stone.
It wasn't a mouse and it wasn't a frog.
It wasn't a crumpet, some tea or a scone.
I jabbed something into your barky friend,
but it wasn't a boxing glove or dumbbell.
It wasn't a book or a pointy bookend
and it wasn't a hook, a fish or a shell.
No, I didn't poke him full of wet sand.
I didn't insert a warm slice of pie.
It wasn't a bike chain or a kickstand
that I crammed up inside the poor furry guy.
What I'm gonna tell you now will more than make you blush..
but I can't believe you didn't notice the shit on your toothbrush.
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Ok.. there ya go..
Have a lovely!
--Sara T. Biggun
sara T punk